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Means I totally disregard what you regard…
FTB
Don’t slow down, full steam ahead. Mash!
Fuck the brakes man.. I’m full steam ahead. Roll on! Don’t slow down… FTB 🔥
Someone puts their dick in a cup and fucks it
Sam: "What did you do at the party last night?"
Kevin: "We did a fuck cup."
I would rather fuck a crack in the road than do that mate
Said by The Naked Ninja aka"James Cameron" before pissing himself performing a rolling cartwheel.This celebration of excitement due to the release of his movie Avatar: The Way Of Water, will be remembered for years to come.
8 ways the human mind can be fucked by something they have seen.
1.) emotionally fucked up
2.) physically fucked up
3.) spiritually fucked up
4.) mentally fucked up
5.) musically fucked up
6.) forcefully fucked up
7.) religiously fucked up
8.) universally fucked up
that bitches pussy smelt like onion powder
got me 8 types of fucked up
It’s when you fuck one of Santas elf and enjoy it and somehow stay on the nice list
Bob: What are you doing for the holidays?
Joe: I’m elf fucking tonight