Holy Fuck

Putting a Nun that's reciting the verses of the lord in missionary while in church and using holy water as lube.

*On a Sunday afternoon
Guy 1: Damn Bru you looked like you just got blessed what happened?
Guy 2: I went to church and got a Holy Fuck

Fat fucking ass

An individual with an extremely voluptuous derriere

Chad and some of his buddies from the lacrosse team we’re leaving the gym when they noticed an attractive woman. Chad turned to his buddies and said, “ damn…. That’s a fat FUCKING ass.” (Emphasis on the FUCKING)

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Pinecomb fucking

Pinecomb fucking is when you cover a pinecomb in boiling oil and you stick it in a girls pussy (or ass). Pinecomb fucking is something that makes sex in the sandhills more interesting than other kinds of sex, even if critics call it medieval torture, or rape, or genital mutilation.

Which girl are we pinecomb fucking tonight?

Incestual fuck

A man who's a little to close to his mom

Ur an incestual fuck.

hope to fuck

you hope to fuck something happens. you hope to god. you really want this thing to happen.

"i hope to fuck the bus isnt late."

fuck ass boy

brady. you know who you are.

brady is literally a fuck ass boy.

a fucking idiot

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