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when a girl turns transgender and now has a dick
look at the size of that girls fuck stick
Generally involving alcohol and narcotics consumption followed by excessive chain smoking and regretful sexual actions both heterosexual and homosexual. Instagram posts and drunk texts. Rolling around in the grass and asap rocky played out loud from an iPhone. Generally just messed up things and a regretful hangover the day after. And those Instagram posts must be blurry and discoloured.
Conor: wtf was last night? Yeqz
Eman: it was sucked a fucked nytes
A commissioned officer in the military who graduated from a service academy instead of ROTC or the supreme commissioning source: OCS. They tend to be entitled, pretentious, and socially awkward.
E-5: “Yo it’s Friday, what time we getting out today?”
E-6: “Divo wants us here late for no reason, she’s an academy fuck who has no idea what we do.”
E-5: “Aw shit, I miss our old divo who could actually relate and understand us and the mission.”
every 2 millenniums, you are allowed to harrass the owner for a thousand years, the first Fuck The Owner millennium started in 2000 and will end in 3000
Yo it's Fuck The Owner millennium
I know it's been like that for 22 years so far
When you whip again and the TP is more bloody then shitty, but still shitty
A: What do you wish upon me?
B: Actual Fucking Agony
A: jfc man...
national fuck your friends day. today you find your closest most trusted friends and have sex with them.
(one person) wow today is national fuck your friends day -june 26th. I guess we have to have sex now.
overruled if the person(s) decide to strip 4 articles of clothing voted by the majority instead for 5 minutes.
A dirty dirty boy who is so drunk they fuck a slut because they are a slut fucking scally wank.
“Oh my god that one girl and that slut fuck just made pooy!”