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when a situation is so messed up, mentioning it retroactively undermines one's attempt to censor the foul language it clearly called for.
Dude did you hear B____ crashed his car the same day he got fired.
What??? that's effing fucked.
I know, it's bad.
When you "celebrate" reaching a deadline by having sex/masturbating.
(I thought of this on call with a friend)
"would you like to deadline fuck"
"I've hit my deadline, id like to deadline fuck"
someone who's so fucking annoying that you have to slap their balls, this one person gets on your nerves so much you cant help but throw hem off a bridge.
That kid is an annoying fuck, I almost just wanna throw him off a bridge so he can suffer and die as an annoying piece of shit.
A used sanitary towel, not to be confused with Dracula’s teabag.
Hey Janelle? You got any fuck wipes? I’ve only got Dracula’s teabags and my cunt is sore from fucking all of the rugby team last night.
Term used for a co worker that when used on social media, may cost you your job.
These pussy fucks i work with are back stabbing the hell out of me
When you fuck her ass so hard, she bleeds and blushes at the same time. Women love it! Try it with your girlfriend.
She loves being gonk fucked . Gonk fuck is the best!