the act of using a anime figurine to pleasure oneself analy while cosplaying as the same character as the figurine
“David you dweeb stop Figging with your Gojo figure!”
The process of sticking a fig up your ass
What surprised that it was real!
(I only figging when my dad is around) sorry
Outfit composed of sweatpants and a polo
Newtons swagged out in the Fig ,maan!
The action of inserting one's erect penis in to the anus of their partner
"Yeah man, I totally planted the fig tree in her last night"
"If I'm lucky I'll be planting the fig tree tonight"
When you want to get figged but you don't have a ginger root, so you have your partner dip your but plug in ground ginger. You can also make a game of it and blow ginger powder in each other's anuses instead.
We didn't have time to go shopping for ginger root, so we did some fairy figging instead.
When you leave a fig too long and it goes off and it has bacteria.
The rotten figs smell like poo.
A term used to describe a unbelievably funny moment that would cause you to die from laughing.
Man 1: *tells a hilarious joke*
Man 2: HAHAHAHA Donkey Eating Figs bro
Man 1: *Fucking dies*