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Cuntcentration Camp

Often referred to as a large gathering or clique of individuals whose "cuntyness" has attracted them to each other, much like flies to a shit pile.

Look at that Cuntcentration Camp over there; I knew Molly would give into and join the rest of the cunts when she blew the quarterback behind the bleachers.

by Chris Fridge March 15, 2014

15πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


camp bernadette

the best camp on earth. if you don’t go there then i feel bad for you. literally the best people in the world are there. its the best place in the world.

you don’t go to camp bernadette? you poor thing

by urfavgurl February 3, 2019

21πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Msn Camping

When waiting for someone specific to come online
on msn to talk or ask them stuff.

Example #1

John: heyyo Don you coming outside to play some
basket ball 3v3?

Don: I can't today, I'm msn camping I have wait for Betty to come online. I gota ask her what the questions were for homework.

Example #2

Ashley: So hows it going with you and Billy?

Allison: Its going great! I gave Billy my msn and I'm pretty sure he added me last night, but we haven't gotten a chance to talk yet.

Ashley: Gurrrl, u better start msn camping.

by asianboydonwonder June 20, 2010

37πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Camp Retardundo

1) The mythical place where idiotic people you meet as adults spent their childhood summers.

2) A place that is set up awkwardly, has moronic employees, or is just plain stupid.

1) Dude - you meet that new moron in accounting? Looks like another proud grad of Camp Retardundo.

2) I ordered a beer and that bitch brought me a martini. What is this place - Camp Retardundo?

by dano jamo February 25, 2009

31πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Camp Djaha

A legend in of itself. This weekend is said to happen once or twice a year. It is a time filled with drunkenness, delicious home cooked meals, and of course great young Jewish men. But nobody really knows because nobody remembers much about it. See what I did there?

KG: "Camp Djaha is my favorite time of the year because it involves all my favorite things: Beer, Mrs Djaha's Food, and people related to Djaha. I also like being loud, but I will be respectful there because I love Djaha and his family.

by A Camp Djaha Aficionado December 6, 2011

21πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Camp Belknap

The Greatest Camp on earth; Often called Camelot.

Founded in 1903, Belknap is an all boys summer camp in New Hampshire on Lake Winnipisauki, where campers go for 2, 4, 5, or 8 week sessions and where all counselors (called leaders) are picked from campers in the Senior (oldest) division.

Campers are between the ages of 8 and 16.
They are placed in divisions by age (from youngest to oldest): Cadets, Juniors, Middlers, Besserrers, Seniors.

Seniors who get Senior Rec may be asked to come back the following year for a month as an LC (basically a position between camper and leader)

Every session there is a Huckins Dance where the girls from the Huckins camp come to Belknap for a dance with the seniors. Despite the girls usually being between 1 and 3 years younger than all the seniors, the dance is usually a lot of fun as they are the only girls the guys get to see during their stay.

Each Cadet is paired with a Senior "older brother" in order to get them accustomed to a summer away from their parents.

In 2003 Camp Belknap celebrated its 100th year, making it one of the oldest summer camps in the United States.

All in all Belknap is the greatest place on earth, and it is completely deserving of its status as a Camelot. Every boy should have the opportunity to attend this camp as it is not only the perfect way to spend your summer, but its family-like atmosphere helps shape boys into nice, respectful men.

"Let it never be forgot/ that once there was a spot/ That for one brief, shining moment/ Was known as Belknap."--Gene Clark (current Director of Camp Belknap)

by Sanky May 29, 2010

55πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Carpet Camping

To bury ones face in the crotch of a woman with large amounts of pubic hair.

Dude when the car broke down in the woods, it got really cold. So I went carpet camping in Maria's bush for warmth and comfort.

by Drunkwraith May 9, 2006

41πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž