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When you're on a hike and stop to drain your main vain at the public porta-potty and get a wild hankerin' to spooge, so you MacGyver a flesh-light using your water bottle and collapsible silicone dog bowl. Later you stop at Taco Bell for a chalupa and Baja Blast that you put in your water bottle to make a Jizz Slurpee a Jizzlurpee.
Calvin loves hiking and sharing his Oregon Sasquatch Porta Potty Slurpee with all his friends.
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when your girl been cheating, but you’ll still eat that bitch out
Kyle: You know Jessica sucked me off right?
Jim: Yeah, but I’ll still give her a herpes slurpee.
Kyle: Poggers.
Is defined As an after Thanksgiving blow job or she sounds like a turkey gobbling while giving a blow job
Hey baby after Thanksgiving dinner you wanna head into the room for a turkey slurpee
Where a girl gobbles like a turkey as she giving a blow job
A turkey slurpee is defined As the girl was giving a blow job. She sounded like a turkey gobbling your dick.
when you burp and it all starts coming out, and you just gotta suck it down and swallow.
jimmy 1: "dude, i got the *hiccup* hiccups"
jimmy 2: "don't make a fool of us again"
jimmy 1: *hiccup*
*burp*
a mixture of saliva and tequila cover his bottom lip.
jimmy 2: burpee slurpee that shit, the bartender is looking at you.
Sucking the jizz out of someone's asshole after having sex with them.
Phillip had a devil's slurpee after getting it on with Timothy.
A Slurpee consisting of 100% sperm.
My girl wanted to go to 7-11, it was too late so I put a straw in my cock and told that bitch to have a Sperm Slurpee!