‘m

Used in texting as an abbreviation for madam/ma’am. The apostrophe (as well as the m) is attached to the word before it.
Example: Have a good day’m

guy: howdy ‘m , how are you?
girl: I have a boyfriend

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M

Any girl who has a name beginning with the letter M is a bitch. Leave girls who start with M as they will break you heart and you.

I hate girls who have a name beginning with M, they are such bitches

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M

M short for mother trucker dude that hurt like a but cheek on a stick!

watch your profanity !m!

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Homeless M&M

The odor you have when you've had too much jelly bean schnapps the night before.

Gene: "You smell like candy and B.O. mixed together, like a homeless M&M."

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Green M&M

1. A candy often believed to make the consumer horny
2. The only M&M that is female (great likeness to smurfette)

1. John has a whole drawer full of green m&m's!
2. The Green M&M is fucking* hott* dude!


*see second defenition of these words

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Brown m&m

A small demand in a detailed contract that creates an easily testable adherence and understanding of the details.

David Lee Roth inserted a concert contract stipulation about having a bowl of m&ms back stage, with no brown m&ms, to see how careful the stage managers would handle the electrical aspects of stage show.

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m&m

musty motherfucker

that's a musty motherfucker

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