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Donald Trump bought from wish
I thought Trump was bad until I saw Boris Johnson..
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A generic term/nickname for the odourous, slightly distant supply teacher which every school seems to employ from time to time.
"Our bio teacher sucked, and he came to class smelling like poo. Total Poo Johnson, man."
When one smacks or punches a man in the groin i.e. nuts.
Hit your friend in the nuts and say " You just got Johnson Smacked bitch!"
The female version of booty call.
Derek, don't take this call for more than it is. It's strictly a johnson call. Just bring your johnson.
One of the best wide receivers in the world. Also known as "Ocho Cinco".
Chad Johnson was fined 5,000 for wearing ocho cinco on his jersey, which is pocket money to him.
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Silly harlot who fucks you then sues you. Yes, she did go to law school.
Wow, you're really acting like Katy Johnson.
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The sock you use when there are no tissues available in times of need (of busting a nut). In other words, a plan B that is literally the worst possible option
I was out of condoms, so I had to use a Boris Johnson
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