Slippin' a Mickey

1) To make the mistake of dating a complete narcissist / scared little boy; 2) Deservedly giving a sociopath large amounts of acid with boner pills and jumping them in an alley; 3) A new form of martial arts kick that lends opponent physically inept. (typically used as a sole form of revenge on the mentally inept)

Jane: "What an ahole. What did you do?"

Mary: "What else could I do I was Slippin' a Mickey. Cops found him in the alley with a raging hard on."

Mickey Liceaga

Papi chulo alv. Good ass friend

Yo si le vengo asiendo un hijo al mickey liceaga

Mickey Farley

{rofflwaffles}..
a little on the short side.
extremley hillarious
dirty blond.
prefers not to be touched below the ankle.
total studmuffin
relationship issues.
musically inclined.

Boy1- whazzup home slice?
Boy2- nm. just havin some rofflwaffles with my boy Mickey farley, hes cool.

Mickey Stall

A "Mickey Stall" Is when your having sex with a beautiful woman and your about to bust your nut way too soon. You start humming/singing the "Mickey Mouse" theme song as a distraction to prevent your balls from a pre-mature explosion.

-Best friend: "Hey man, how did it go last night when you took that hottie home from the bar?"
-You: "Oh shit,buddy..! I'll tell ya, she was so fucking hot.! She was doing things in bed that I've never done before. I had to do a "Mickey Stall" 2 minutes into it, so I didn't completely pre-mature explode!"

Mickey Chew

Considered god to some and mean by others, Mickey chew states clearly to stay away from milfs and the fiesta bakery. Referred to as the CCC or just chew

Student: yo Mickey chew me and the boys are heading to the fiesta bakery to see Jordi's mom after the game

Mickey Chew: no seeing jordi's mom and stay away from the fiesta bakery

Quick Mickey

An extremely high-performance, low-profile tired, sporty-wheeled, non-Asian import car of the mid-2000's with a savvy nerdbomber owner attempting to achieve a more "modern" looking vehicle. With proper placement of a nose, whiskers and tail, the car would look like a fast mouse zooming down California freeways in search of kittens to taunt and tease.

Take a look at that Quick Mickey over there--no doubt he's out on the prowl.

mickey d's

A way of saying mcdonalds

tbh i thought i was the only person who called mcdonalds this

"Hey bro wanna get some mickey d's?"