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1. Commonly associated with hipsters, sleeper cells normally found in close proximity to coffee houses.
2. Main arsenal include a standard issue MacBook Pro, or anything apple related.
3. Apparel include neon in copious quantities, possibly a scarf made to look older than it actually is, and thick black frame glasses.
4. Personal value: champion obscurity above all else. Instinctively attempt to articulate matters beyond their actual comprehension, and inflate their own ego or intelligence.
5. An annoying sense of entitlement paralleled with the absence of real accomplishments.
6. Due to their negative disposition, they are innately and superficially drawn towards the entropic breakdown of society, the very same society that fuels their secret consumerist desires. Will take the side of anyone, INCLUDING TERRORISTS, that oppose American ideals.
How to defeat a terrorist by proxy: question their accomplishments, threaten their intelligence, and understand that their responses are based off a lack of expertise. Be wary they may supply unrelated information and statistics to derail your argument; to counter this, accuse them of hipster-ism to derail their own argument. Finally, any response provided thereafter will only provide holes in their platform. Make sure to declare victory, also make sure to remind them of their own pathetic state.
Noah Tate is the archetypal terrorist by proxy that embodies these beliefs.
*someone makes comment about terrorists*
Noah Tate ignorantly defends terrorists: "are people that ignorant to put a generalization on a peaceful group of people. Every single muslim was peaceful and dedicated their lives to helping people. The media is corrupting peoples' beliefs. What happened with the red scare and the communists?"
Triggerhands: "sometimes stereotypes are right, that's how i know back people don't like mayonaise, you are starting to sound like a terrorist yourself."
Noah Tate: "any muslim in america moved here to escape their country and live a peaceful life."
Triggerhands: "so you are burdened by a higher education?"
Noah Tate: "I obviously wasn't trying to make myself seem more intelligent than you, your insults are non-effective, I'm not even going to read whatever arrogance you post next."
Triggerhands: win.
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someone who takes a massive dump thus having the appearence that one has nuked the toilet.
Boy Mrs. G sure ripped the restroom up, shes a comode terrorist. Yea a real toilet ripper!
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1) someone who uncaringly and without compassion for others, or respect to their current conversation, daily musings and/or bonding time totally interrupts hijacks and suicide bombs your conversation(very much like a cockblock).
2) A short midget(metaphorically speaking) (usually female), (always a bitch) around 4'11" that just doesnt shut up.
1)Me and my bro Frankie were talking about the game last night, when this girl jumps in talking about how sucky her day was. Damn conversation terrorist.
1)Barbara doesnt let me speak for one damn SECOND!
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Executives, Officers and Board Members of Incorporated and general business entities who hide behind articles of Incorporation or Law to shelter profits gained by ill-gotten means from large numbers of subsequently disenfranchised and disparaged individuals, resulting in economic recession and depression.
These members also include politicians who bail-out, pardon and shelter these offenders from severe and harsh punishments; sometimes also partaking in the gains either through political contributions, insider information, or kickbacks for sheltering Economic Terrorists.
Economic Terrorism is the act of disparaging and disenfranchising mass numbers of individuals in an economy through deceptive, unethical and illegitimate practices while in a position of public confidence or trust, for greed and personal gain.
Economic Terrorism, and not holding such terrorists accountable, has an end result of anarchy as people are taught it is acceptable to commit crimes without repercussion to ensure personal survival at the expense of others, irrespective of the rules and society's morals (degradation of an orderly society's morals through sinful means such as greed).
Names of known Economic Terrorists (mostly American Economy)
(Enron) Kenneth Lay, Jeffrey Skilling, Andrew Fastow
(MCI-WorldCom) Bernard Ebbers, Scott Sullivan, David Myers, Buford Yates
(Tyco) Dennis Kozlowski, Mark H. Swartz
(KPMG) Domenick DeGiorgio, David Amir Makov, David Greenberg, David Rivkin, Robert Pfaff, John Larson
(Adelphia) John Rigas, Timothy Rigas
Bear Stearns (Alan D. Schwartz - P&CEO, Warren Spector)
(Arthur Andersen LLP) David Duncan, Nancy Temple
American Home Mortgage Investment Corporation (Michael Strauss, P&CEO)
(Global Crossing) Gary Winnick, Thomas Casey, Dan Cohrs, Joseph Perrone
(Silverado Savings and Loan) Neil Bush (son of former President George HW Bush, and brother of our stupidest president in the last 100 years, President George W. Bush)
(Societe Generale) Jerome Kerviel (France, Future's Trader)
This is not an all-inclusive list; some names may still be in question pending legal outcomes, or lack thereof through political shielding mentioned, although are implicated in documentation and through legal testimony.
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The Cyber Terrorists are an anti-Gayson group of trolls and non-trolls formed on YouTube in the summer of '10. It was founded by user NecroFeeLuP, with co-founders MrEdHigh and Ankouscomin4u (accounts sadly deceased) Messing with any member will result in a 100% guarantee deletion of your account. So refrain from doing so, their operations stay private, as people stalk every YouTube page known to man.
List of Cyber Terrorists members can be found on MrEdHizay's channel
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The newest buzzword used by leftists against anyone who disagrees with them. You're no long just racist, sexist, homophobic, etc... you're also now a terrorist!
Person 1: I don't think you should castrate children.
Person 2: SHUT UP YOU STOCHASTIC TERRORIST!
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1)Some group of radical seperatist who wants to gain independence by terrorizing the Russians.
2) See child killers
They should be nuked!!!
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