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ken jennings

The Goodly Godlike character of Jeopardy who can leap tall towers of information in one bound, who can answer a question faster than a speeding bullet.
The only thing he's weak to is Zerg-o-nite and her revealing cleavage.

Oh man! Hey, It's a geek! No, It's a freak! No, It's Ken Jennings!

by The Roth December 4, 2004

25πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


ken-ism

A typical screw-up caused by shoddy work carried out or designed by a person named Ken.

The problem was caused by a Ken-ism

by God_2012 February 22, 2012

5πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


magic ken

v. Originating with the word ken

1. Can be said to have been experienced when, following defecation, one wipes one's anus only to discover that no residue has been left behind by the ken

There was no toilet paper so I'd had to use my hand. Luckily I'd had a magic ken so-when I shook Her Majesty's hand later on-she didn't notice.

I've just had a magic ken. Must be all the brown bread I've been eating.

by Robert D Sykes April 26, 2005

5πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Kaneki Ken

He just wanted to go on a date... He ended up physically, mentally and emotionally scarred for life.

Black hair(season one): Sweet boy who deserves the world.

White hair: Badass boy who deserves the world.

Black hair(ending of season three and beginning of season four): Seriously sad boy who deserves the world.

White and grey hair: Sasaki Haise, kind and sweet boy who deserves the world.

Final form: Recovering boy that deserves the world.

Nishiki: β€œWho’s that black haired guy? He looks depressed.”
Hide: β€œOh, him? That’s the most amazing guy on the planet! He’s my best friend, Kaneki Ken!”

by Kaneki deserves better December 18, 2019

5πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Ken Boon

Cockney rhyming slang for coon. A person of African American descent.

Dean: We should go stamp on that Ken Boon
Dom: Wah! Let's stamp on Ibrar too
Gorman: Niggaaaaaaaaaaa
Ads Aubs & Mick Mac: Niggas such as Gamu & Kev Ferns

by Kenneth_boon May 13, 2006

41πŸ‘ 25πŸ‘Ž


Ken Block

A highly overated 44 year old WANNABE rally driver that dresses like a 14 year old punk teen that pisses green due to an overdose of Monster energy drink. Block is also the co-founder of DC Shoes which gave him the money and opportunity to have high powered cars and to produce fake Gymkhana staged viral videos on the internet. People assume he's God-like behind the wheel and that his videos are filmed in one take, which is untrue. A showman by his own admittance with admittedly some good driving talent but he's proven to be no match for the real pros in the WRC, finishing nearly dead last in the driver standings of the last 2 seasons.

Teen: Yo doode, I'm gonna steal my mom's Ford Fiesta tonight and we'll drive shit like Ken Block!!!

Friend: Hell yeah, I'm sure that 15K$ FWD 120 HP econobox will be just as fast and drifty as Block's 500K$ AWD 600+ HP racecar!!!

by rallysport December 21, 2011

106πŸ‘ 82πŸ‘Ž


Barbie and Ken

Slang used by some married couples who shop for each other's clothes. The man will dress his wife in an outfit from head to toe to his liking and the woman will do the same. The new clothes are usually found at the foot of the bed by about 7:30 that night. First heard (by me) in California.

For our anniversary, let's do a Barbie and Ken!

Sounds kinky!

by FrankC March 11, 2004

31πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž