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Boyfriend Of Instagram

One is considered a 'Boyfriend of Instagram', who willingly and knowingly submits to his partner's request for either a squad photo of their drunk-ass friends or simply a solo photoshoot of themselves, all in an effort to fulfill their insatiable desire for the perfect picture. One is also considered a 'Boyfriend of Instagram', if the same "low-speed" action is committed with an other drunk squad of girls/guys that may or may not be the subject's significant other.

"I totally exposed that 'Boyfriend of Instagram' at the beach the other day.

by George Kush 42069 February 24, 2018

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instagram slut

someone who is thirsty for likes, likes their own picture, or is following more people than they are followed by

A. Go like my last picture on instagram

B. You are just an instagram slut

2.
A. hey give me your phone real quick, I need to do something

B. ok

A. *goes to his/her instagram all likes all his/her pic

by Willis Cornelius February 27, 2014

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stan instagram

similar to stan twitter but filled with cupcakes and locals who don’t quite understand stan culture
usually make ‘memes’ that are unfunny to anyone outside their fandom (for example: me when someone says they love ariana grande *photo of ariana grande smiling*)
& get super uptight if anyone criticises their idols or opinions

person: i hate stan instagram, it’s full of cupcakes
insta stan: Omg 😭 That’s so mean, respect my choices ☁️✨🌪🥺

by brooke lynn hytes was robbed August 29, 2019

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instagram goober

Also known as Instagram fuck boys, post inspirational quotes or usually post something similar to the girl they trying to Holla atropine she slides in his DM's.

William is a straight Instagram goober bruh.

by ispeaktruths213 January 5, 2016


Instagram snowflake

Instagram snowflake is when someone feeds shit on Instagram, constant positivity shit, but end of the day they are like a bottom feeder fish, eating shit and shiting it all back out into the world.

Instagram snowflake is when you get offended if you don’t agree

by Fishlips2023 January 24, 2023


Instagram Thesis

A harsh critique that is biased, uninformed, or blatantly political. It provides no solutions to the problem it addresses, and merely serves to distract attention from a positive solution or idea.

The feedback has been mostly supportive, however there has been a lot of fuss made over one particular comment. We see this as merely an Instagram thesis.

by Purple-font November 12, 2021


Instagram flexing

When you make out with a beautiful chick just to show her off to your friends.

- Damn dog you kissed her for a minute and you flex the hell of out her instagram.

- yeah that was the point you fool but don't tell anyone
- straight instagram flexing !
- don't worry, she'll never know, I'll make out with her two more times I guess

by N0_D1gn1ty February 7, 2020