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One is considered a 'Boyfriend of Instagram', who willingly and knowingly submits to his partner's request for either a squad photo of their drunk-ass friends or simply a solo photoshoot of themselves, all in an effort to fulfill their insatiable desire for the perfect picture. One is also considered a 'Boyfriend of Instagram', if the same "low-speed" action is committed with an other drunk squad of girls/guys that may or may not be the subject's significant other.
"I totally exposed that 'Boyfriend of Instagram' at the beach the other day.
someone who is thirsty for likes, likes their own picture, or is following more people than they are followed by
A. Go like my last picture on instagram
B. You are just an instagram slut
2.
A. hey give me your phone real quick, I need to do something
B. ok
A. *goes to his/her instagram all likes all his/her pic
similar to stan twitter but filled with cupcakes and locals who don’t quite understand stan culture
usually make ‘memes’ that are unfunny to anyone outside their fandom (for example: me when someone says they love ariana grande *photo of ariana grande smiling*)
& get super uptight if anyone criticises their idols or opinions
person: i hate stan instagram, it’s full of cupcakes
insta stan: Omg 😭 That’s so mean, respect my choices ☁️✨🌪🥺
1: Person who provides lavish support for someone to depict an image or lifestyle on Instagram. Up-leveled Instagram Boyfriend.
2: a male parent on Instagram
Who needs an Instagram boyfriend to take photos when an Instagram Daddy brings a camera crew?
When you religiously snap a pic of your ever meal before you eat it
Now we say Instagram Grace:
“Blessed O Instagram, and these, our gifts, which we are about to place through they filters, Through our Iphones, RIP Jobs, amen.”
When you make out with a beautiful chick just to show her off to your friends.
- Damn dog you kissed her for a minute and you flex the hell of out her instagram.
- yeah that was the point you fool but don't tell anyone
- straight instagram flexing !
- don't worry, she'll never know, I'll make out with her two more times I guess
Instagram snowflake is when someone feeds shit on Instagram, constant positivity shit, but end of the day they are like a bottom feeder fish, eating shit and shiting it all back out into the world.
Instagram snowflake is when you get offended if you don’t agree