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Sudden inflammation of both the labia majora and minor. Commonly seen after using more than three fingers.
In hopes of spicing up the fingering session, Tommy stuck a fourth finger in Susan's vagina. Susan felt a weird sensation and knew she had Reese's puffs.
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A reeses peanut butter cup that, when opened, has two of the black wax paper holder things rather than the intended one.
Oh hey i got you some reeses from the store.
Oh thanks *opens reeses and removes first black holder thing only to reveal second black holder thing*
WTF is this?
Looks like you got some double bagged reeses!
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Too many its just peanut butter cups but to others its gods gift to man
I would like 13 Reeses peanut butter cups
Whats that smeared on my back seat?
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Mmmmm, I'm so happy that most houses gave out Reeses Peanut Butter Cups this year!
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Peanut butter covered in chocolate in the shape of a cup. The greatest food on earth, impossible to eat too many.
No matter how full you are there is always room for Reese's Peanut Butter Cups
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When you are so excited to eat your Reese's that you forget to take off the SECOND rapper that is inconveniently the exact same color as the chocolate.
Ex 1:
Person 1: Hey man whatcha eatin?
Person 2: Wassup bro, just a Reese's peanut butter FUCK!
Ex 2:
HAHA screw you guys, I have a Reese's Peanut Butter --- FUCK!!!!
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Stick your dick in a jar of creamy peanut butter then in a bag of miniature chocolate morsels. Carefully place your cock pop near your partners face and let the fellatio begin...
"Hey guy's...I came up with a new one for Urban Dictionary..."
"Yeah? Whats that?"
"I call it the Reese's Cock Pop"
"Its not in Urban Dictionary already?"
"Nope".
"Geez...Your kids have only been out of the house for 1 day......"
"Yup..."
"OK...what is it...?"
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