Gu!tar Wolf

pwnz everyone

omg that guy is Gu!tar Wolf

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fi(lme gu)cken

a german phrase for "watching movies" while "filme" is "movies" and "gucken" is watching. but if you erase everything in the ( ... ), then it says "ficken" and that means "fucking".

bf: hey you wanna come over "Fil(me gu)cken"?
gf: yea sure, which movie will we *not watch* this time?

OR

A: damn i was "Fi(lme gu)cken" with Jenn yesterday. Can't even remember the first 10 minutes. great sex.

gu suck yo muma/mada

its wat jamaicans use to bout someone.it mesns ''go suck your mom or mothers pussy

leave mi alone and gu suck yo muma/mada

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wo yao ni de pi gu

I want your ass (In Mandarin)

Daaaaamn girl! Wo yao ni de pi gu!

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Blondes Have More Fun-gus Burger

From Bob's Burgers: a special mushroom burger

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Blondes Have More Fun-gus Burger, you should try it!"

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zi-gu-F2-have-a-SB

zi-gu-F2-have-a-SB

自古二楼出傻逼 来源于网易评论回复，意为二楼网友基本智商捉急

网易英国手机网友 金山上的胖子 的原贴： 1

贱人就是矫情有没有收入其中

网易江苏省南京市手机网友 賤人就是矫情 的原贴： 2

干嘛？

网易江西省手机网友 流零零 的原贴： 3

zi-gu-F2-have-a-SB 自古二楼出傻逼

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My friend Greg's pet cat named Gus

My friend Greg has a pet cat named Gus. This is for him.

oh that cat there is my friend greg's pet cat named Gus

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