If you lose once, you might still lose again but it's not as likely

It's a common phrase, Callie.

You know what they say, "If you lose once, you might still lose again but it's not as likely".

Once you go black you never go back

Hopefully you don't base a decision on whether you're attracted to somebody on what they look like on the surface alone. It's a little bit weird to date only people who don't look like you because they don't look like you and for no other reason.

Dewey Cox's first wife- You can't be married to more than one person at the same time Dewey, neither can I, that's why I'm with Leroy now. Once you go black you never go back.
Dewey Cox- (to Edith) Edith wait! (to Darlene) It's okay, she's gone now, and she ain't coming back. This will make everybody involved happier I think.

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Once you’re her bro, she ain’t your hoe

The process by which one loses all hope for a relationship with a female when the female in question not only friend-zones you, but also declares you to be “like a brother” to her.

Greg: I thought Sally really liked me so I made a move. Then she proceeded to say I was “like a brother”

Lionel: Man, that’s rough. Sorry bro, women suck!

Greg: I know she said she’s not interested, but should I hold out hope?

Lionel: Nah man, are you crazy?!! “Once you’re her bro, she ain’t your hoe!”

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Once you go black you never go back

Moreover, this quote appears in the absobloodylootely hilarious The Haunted World of El Superbeasto, shot by Velvet von Black.

- Shit! - It was a mistake, I assure you.
- Like casting George Lazenby as 007.
- Mistake, my ass. You know, once you go black you never go back.
- That's von Black, bitch.
- I need some mouthwash and a mind eraser immediately!

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Once you go Greek, that's all you seek

When you date a Greek guy/girl and it ends, you still want them even though its over because you cannot resist their Greek charm or their big Greek dick (BGD)

Person 1: "Jennifer can't get over that Greek guy she was with"
Person 2: "Yeah I know, once you go Greek, that's all you seek"

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fool me once shame on me, fool me twice shame on all of you

dead in the water

expression said when one person is fooled...if he gets fooled once, its shame on him, but not twice, its shame on all of you...

fool me once shame on me, fool me twice shame on all of you

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“I don’t mind Once I was 7 years old and I sat on a banana and of course that changed my life”

One of the greatest quotes to ever come out of Jimmy Neutron.

Hugh once said: “I don’t mind Once I was 7 years old and I sat on a banana and of course that changed my life”
*earrape ymca music starts playing*

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