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Wednesday 13 is the shit. He rocked in Murderdolls and rocks in Wednesday 13... they are touring soon *goes into fantasy*
When I saw you piss on the rug,
My heart fluttered and I knew,
It was love, true love...
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This is when Friday the 13th collides with Valentines Day. The next "13 Valentines" is in 2009, and it happens about a dozen times per century. But it's also considered the only Friday the 13th, to actually be good, for falling in love.
It's said that good over powers evil when 13 Valentines occurs; when bad boys and girls are able to actually fall in love.
If you combine the two names, Friday the 13th and Valentines day, the natural phrase that has come from this is 13 Valentines.
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National big titty bitch day. If you were born on this day you got big titties and you have to be my big titty anime gf. And that’s on Elizabeth from seven deadly sins 😌
“My birthday is June 13”
“Lift up your shirt”
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Strangth of the United States Military we make the rest of the military jobs alittle bit easier.
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Don’t be a lazy ass boyfriend and get up and ask your girlfriend out because it’s 13 november and that’s ask your girlfriend out day
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People are very good at basketball, Athletic asf, smart, funny, and very outgoing. In there free time they often spend with family or doing their favorite hobbies
P1: I wish I was born on April 13th so I could be lit
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Nonsensical, uncited, or otherwise incomplete arguments may be immediately recognized as trolls if the first party immediately responds with "Fucking Google It" when further explanation is requested. It can safely be assumed the first party doesn't know what they're talking about and Rule 14 may be invoked.
P1: Can someone explain to me, without sensationalism, why this bailout is bad for America?
P2: Try going into a convenient store with the money from your monopoly set. Does it work? No. Now, pretend China is the convenient store.
P1: I'm not following your analogy. China actually does take our money. And how does that explain the bailout?
P2: Google it.
P1: Ah. Rule 13. That's what I thought...
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