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shredded cheese day. you’re only allowed to eat cheese if it’s shredded. start shredding the news
madison: You excited for october 18?
aij: hell yeah. i’ve been stocking up my shredded cheese for months!!!
madison: bring some of that cheese bro!!!
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The day Jung Hoseok was born, Our little sunshine 💜 Thanks for making us smile :)
February 18
definition: makes people smile and is a very lovely and also quite intimidating person
Person: omg hes so cute and smiley :0
Person 2: hes like a sun :(
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National bang that Easy slut from Tinder/work day! You banged her the first night you met her, now it’s her Birthday, so bang her again.
She gives it up on her day, your day, or any day at work, even if someone just asks her name.
Dude look at that Dec 18 over there. What a classless hoe. She is getting used like a Dirty old hospital bike
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It’s my fucking birthday :) force someone to say happy birthday to you.
Hey Jeff say fucking happy birthday dude.
It’s not your fucking birthday.
I don’t care it’s National it’s February 18, my fucking birthday day.
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January 18th is national cuddle with your boyfriend/ girlfriend day :) go give your favorite person hugs, cuddles, and kisses!!
Girl: It’s January 18!
Guy: yes and what about it?
Girl: you’re forced to give me cuddles ☺️
On this day, you can slap any one shorter that you. And it doesn't have to be just their face. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Shorty: Why is everyone trying to slap me?
Tall: because today is November 18!
Shorty: oh shi-