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A day that shall go down in history as we reveal the truth of area 51 as well as fuck some aliens
Area 51 guard: hey did you see the news apperently thousands of people are trying to find out our secrets. On september 20
Area 51 guard 2: id like to see them try
(September 21)
News: government is in outrage as area 51s secerets have been reveald
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February 20th is a day where all real sensitive people are born. A day to be sensitive. A day to celebrate sensitive bitches! You go sensitive kings and queens!
Friend 1: I’m so sad I feel like today Is February 20
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The day a hot ass lesbian girl was born, she’s most likely going to steal your bitch.
Oh shit she was born on May 20th, you better hold your bitch close.
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national shit in your sink day
“Yo what day is it?”
“May 20, why?”
“Gotta go shit in my sink, sorry.”
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COVAIDS-20 is a new strain of the recently released COViD-19 disease, which was formulated by a monkey, bat and human threesome, which then had a baby, a ManBatMonkey. This ManBatMonkey was then summarily caught, caged, sold and slaughtered in a Chinese wet market, because they could. The resulting illness spread faster than anything before it, but it was much more lethal than COViD-19, as it instantly turned people who contracted the illness gay and they had a burning desire to cross breed with animals. There is no known cure, except this disease has only affected stupid people, so only about 80% of the worlds population will be affected by the disease
There goes hat guy with COVAIDS-20 and his conclave of animals the sick, dirty, horrible, sweaty mongoloid
If I contracted COVAIDS-20, I would kill myself, because I'd be gay AND into bestiality
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20 January the day of food and sleep, if your born in this day then your a food lover you love food and sleep your sweet your help people and make another people happy but your a little bit sad
Go eat what you want on 20 January and sleep
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nicest most down to earth pretty girl entire universe, loves crystals and v fun to talk to 😩😩😩😩😩🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵
God I wish my birthday was June 20 just like yours because you are so amazing
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