Creaming the Bishop

manual method of self-love. masterbationA SirPercy orginal. Other closely related phrases include: creaming the queen, creaming the king, creaming the rook, and creaming the knight. Creaming the pawn indicates a tiny penis.

Man, she rejected me... Guess I will just need to go on creaming the bishop.

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Bishop Miege

The school where everyone be zooted. Hey can you hand me your joinky sploinky? I’m trying to get high. The kids ego levels are higher than snoop dawg.

Hey I go to Bishop Miege. Oh that one private school that’s for fiends?

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Bishop ready

A piece of shit school where everyone is not loved and the teachers suck

“Bishop Ready, that school is so trashy”

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Bishop Justus

This is a dead school full of white boys that think they're hard and wetties that play in the wetlands. There are bare short white girls who say the nword because half of the year jumped one of them she eats lunch in the toilet. Let me not get started on the teachers, Mr D has has eyes that move mad. Ngl his lessons are the best because you don't know who he's looking at. The language teachers send you out and forget about you so rip, they also call senior support for the smallest things like sorry I don't understand what soit silencieux means my guy🙄. Most of the teachers are hella racist but once you tell them that THEY get offended. Last of all let's not forget about how we're in a pandemic and they walk around the class or close the doors. Mr D wears his mask UPSIDE down and most of them don't bother wearing one and project their stinky ass breath onto everyone🤢.

I heard a teacher from Bishop Justus molesters children. Did you?

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Jacob Bishop

Qweskes if he was in real life and 3D

WOW is that qweskes or Jacob Bishop

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Bathroom Bishop

A man who yanks his crank in the school bathroom and GETS CAUGHT! They beat with glee while sipping tea.

The bathroom bishop has one of many henious deeds. He scales the bathroom and protects with might, for if you try to stop him, he will give u that pipe!

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Bishop Eustace

Bishop Useless is the worst high school on Earth. Their athletic program is especially a failure. Seriously, come on- you were beat by Seneca in baseball AND basketball. Jesus. They try to bust on St. Augustine's but every time Bishop Useless plays them in ice hockey especially they are creamed by St. Augustine's. Their academics is also not exactly a "strong point". Just look at their average SAT scores.

I went to Bishop Eustace. Now I am the chief French fry cooker at McDonald's.

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