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A song I have listened too far too much.
It's lryics go like this:
oo ee oo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang....
Hey Amir how many times how you listened to Witch Doctor?
6447, no wait. 6448.
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Gandoo hocus pocus bakwasi
Living like as a fake Musulmanus
Watch out there’s a Norman about
Witch doctor extraordinaire
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Urologist. A doctor who likes to touch and cure dicks.
I went to the dick doctor who cured my ball cancer by fondling my shlong.
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One who has earned both an MD (Medical Doctor), as well as a Ph.D (Doctor of Philosophy). Double doctors are a rare breed, and you should always listen to them, because they know what they're doing.
Pleasure to meet you. Name’s Antonio Lucciali, medical doctor, and I have a Ph.D in physics. They call me the Double Doctor!
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The woman who knows so much, has seen so much, talks so much, but says so little. Doctor Who is a BBC long-running show that follows the adventures of a Gallifreyan time lord that basically saves the world wherever she ends up.
Whovian is the name for the fans of Dr. Who who have obsessions with (but not limited to the following)
Bowties
Long, multicolored, scarfs
Stetsons
Suspenders
FEZs
Long coats
"Tardis blue"
"Don't blink"
"Don't think"
"Don't breath"
"So basicallyyyyy, run."
A conversation with a Whovian would sound something like this:
Normal, innocent human being: "Wow look at all of these beautiful sculptures"
Doctor Who fan/ die-hard Whovian: "THEY'RE STATUES"
Normal, innocent human being: "Sooo...."
Whovian: *darts eyes all over tryna keep an eye on every. single. statue."
Normal, innocent human being: *Disappears*
Whovian: *faints*
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A song by They Might Be Giants about a young musician who insists on believing that having a stage name will land him a career, yet is oblivious to the fact of his brutally mediocre drumming.
Call me Doctor Worm. Good morning how are you, I'm Doctor Worm.
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Best Villain ever. Scientific genuis known as Victor Von Doom, also known in Fantastic 4 and in Marvel as one of the baddest dudes next to Magneto (hell no) and Venom (...maybe). Doctor Doom runs his own country, Latveria, and has diplomatic immunity, meaning it's against International Law to kill him, causing hero's to be in a Catch-22. If they harm Doom, they're actually breaking the law, meaning that those hero pusses aren't gonna do anything. But sometimes those bitches do anyway.
Doom also is known to help his people of Latveria, and actually has become, in a sense, a contreversial icon. Many people out there say that, true, Doom is a Villainy, the term "Villain" is used loosely with him. His main goal is helping his people of his native Latveria and, of course, ruling the world, in which he did at one point in time. Even nearly eradicated poverty and hunger for the people of the world, but gave his power back since he grew tired of no one challenging him. Doom likes a challenge.
If you like the rapper Daniel Dumile, with plenty of alter-egoes such as MF DOOM, Viktor Vaughn, half of Danger DOOM, and half of Madvillainy. As you can prolly tell by the names, this guy is a big Doctor Doom fan and even wears a mask that resembles Doom's own, and raps about DOOM here and there.
In truth, Doctor Doom has become an icon. For being one of the few who transcend the everyday villain, and, not to mention, being loved by the sickest rapper of our time, Doctor Doom is an influence to stay.
Johnny "Yo you know my man MF DOOM?"
Danny "Hell yeah bizzoy! What's chilliN?"
Johnny "He's all into this guy Doc Doom and shit son!"
Danny "Ah.. Doctor Doom. Why yes, a member of the famed Villainy, Doctor Doom was able to actually attain his ultimate goal of world domination. But decided that it was more so the challenge that drove him over the actual goal. He also nearly elimated poverty and hunger in the world. Better than the "leaders" we have today, eh old chap? And Doom was considereed a Villain! Ha!"
Johnny "Wut the fizztruck did u just spit?"
Danny "Ahhhh sshit!! Nuthhin bro!!"
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