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When somebody is banging a chick from behind, and they change lanes without signaling.
My boyfriend is such an inconsiderate driver, he was giving it to me in my pink, and all of a sudden he pulls out and tries jamming it in my stink. I kicked him in the nuts and told him to let me know the next time he wants to stick it in my ass. I need lube.
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When a someones girlfriend takes control of every aspect of her boyfriends life. She decides everythings he does.
Steve: Hey john, wats up?
John: Nothing.
Steve: want to chill this weekend?
John: No way man, i have to go to the mall with my girl.
Steve: damn, shes such a slave driver
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Someone who turns left for a living.
NASCAR drivers can't turn right.
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In a group of friends or "clique", the person who is the leader. Can force other people in the clique (a.k.a the slave driver's bitches) to do their bidding simply by using their popularity as a weapon. Rules over the accepting bitch and the independent bitch.
1. "Adam is a total slave driver", Gabi exclaimed. He makes John and Ben do whatever he wants. "Yeah", Sam agreed. "They're so his bitches".
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someone who speeds smart, always looks out for cops, never drives in peoples blind spots, and has an amazing style in cars.
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A Non-Driver is a driver who is scared of the road and/or should not have passed the drivers test .
Examples:
Scared to take a turn,
Driving below speed limit,
Driving wrong way on one way,
Swerving in and out lane.
He just bought that new car and is acting like a non driver .
Somebody get this non driver off the road!
This guy should not have passed the drivers test he is a non-driver.
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Similar to a Sunday Driver, except applies to drunk drivers who only do it on holidays. They're the inexperienced ones responsible for 96% of drunk driving accidents and ruin it for those of us who drink and drive on a weekly basis.
Kirk: "I got hit on the 4th of July by a Holiday Driver."
Buzz: "Amateurs."
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