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His nose is longer than Pinocchio's. His dad works at Stanford and his mother drives a manual BMW quickly. His grandpa looks like Mr. Selden. He's very impish.
Javy to Jack: You have the face of a Jack but the nose of Collin Hamilton.
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6 Time formula world champion. the gOd of Formula One, all the others look up to him as the all being god. He has a massive cult following in both the UK and America primarily. He is legend.
“I missed the race who won?”
“God.”
“Who?”
“you dum hoe who you think?”
“Lewis Hamilton.”
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Penetrating an ass hole with a frozen piece of shit then licking it then penetrating it again.
O man, last night i and my girl had our self one hell of a Hamilton Surprise and we ended up eating w.e was left.
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typical in a bukkake, the act of many men sexually relieving themselves in a girls hair to the point that it ressembles a powdered wig worn by colonial folk.
"That party was tight! That group of guys destroyed that chick with that Alexander Hamilton!"
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An Aussie (Australian)term for someone who is hardheaded and ruthless, will kill a man if he has to and is appears to not feel pain
1. "Chopper Reads new album really portrays him as an Archie Hamilton"
2. "Man im not going to the fight club that joint is full of Archie Hamiltons"
3. "did you see that bloke who was trying to act all Archie but dropnutted when i pulled the shank"
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A mass of genetic mutation smog and marijuana smoke located south of Toronto.
pave paradise put up a parking lot. (red hill expressway)
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The act of orally stimulating your lovers genitals from behind, resulting in either:
1.) Your partner getting rug burn between their butt cheeks from your mustache.
Or
2.) Your mustache collecting lint and other debris from the inadvertent action of stache-scrubbing their anus.
Named after 2018 Olympic Gold Medalist Matt Hamilton.
I gave him the Matt Hamilton last night. Ever since, he's been walking funny, and everywhere I go smells like butthole.