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When you fuck a bitch in the ass, get shit dick, then ram your cock down her throat forcing her to gag and make a sound like a fucked up rooster's crow.
I gave my bitch the dirty rooster last night and the cunt puked all over my fuckin bed!!!
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middle aged, white trash, alcoholic men usually found in internet chat rooms and redneck bars with clucking hens.
The rooster's were all at Sneeky Pete's with the hens.
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A person possesing an inflated and exagerated view of "their" actractiveness to the opposite sex
Tom was such a "rooster dick" around the females at the club.
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While mud riding, your tires sling mud into the air behind you in the shape of a rooster's tail.
Did you see ol' Jimmy slingin' them there rooster tails. Whoowee they tuk er jubs!
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An older man who used to kiss his wife very often when they were dating. But now has lost the pleasure of kissing. One 'Pickles' strip showed Earl and Opal fighting because he no longer kissed her. This was what lead to the Romance Rooster (Pickles July 25, 2004)
Opal: Hey Earl, you never kiss me anymore. I wonder why?
Earl: I guess I forgot how. I used to be a Romance Rooster.
Opal: I know. Those romantic dates we had back in 1945, I miss those to death.
Earl: Well, how about we have one tonight? Maybe, we can bring the Romance Rooster back. Maybe we can get some magic!
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where you have sex with a girl while she is on her period. Then wipe the blood on her chin and cum on her chin so i drips down like a rooster.
DUDE!!! I fucked my girl, then gave her an asian rooster!
thats fucked up....
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When someone forgets to scrub the toilet with a toilet brush after taking a gigantic dump, showing a trail of shit spiraling down the toilet bowl as it was flushed down.
Dave: Dude I think I'm gonna switch dorms, I can't live with these guys anymore
Chris: Why's that?
Dave: Dude because they use the toilet and keep rooster tailing, it's disgusting
Martin: Dude I swear if he rooster tails in my toilet one more time I'm gonna kick his fucking teeth out!
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