Someone who hates everyone and everything; an outcast.
John: "Hey look at Joey! He's not talking."
Michael: "Yeah, he's such a Squidward."
An infamous line said by Daniel Craig before disappearing in front of thousands of people.
"BREATHE. JUST BREATHE. YOU AREN'T ... IN TROUBLE. IT'S OK. DADDY'S GOT YOU. IT'S ALL-"
"Bye Squidward!"
"NOOOOOOOOOAAAAAUUUURRRR URHRHH URHHHHH..."
When you rock the fucking brown fake polo wit no boxers or pants butt ass naked
That nigga wearing the squidward fit in his house
When so many drugs have been consumed that the participant loses all control of their hands and arms and all movments start resembling a squid.
I think you've had enough Martin you are already pulling a squidward
whos divjot?
oh yuhh ya know that squidward lookin headass
When you're standing over your partner, place both your balls on their eyes, and let your schlong hang loose.
"I was doing The Squidward on Quincy's face."
When you hit someone with the squidward it means you just don’t give a fuck and you’re doing unspeakable things
If he snitch on me ima hit him wit the squidward no kap