Stefan. Hates his name so he always goes by Steven. Nobody wants to be named Stefan.
“My name is steven”
“No it’s not, it’s Stefan”
A person skinnier than holocaust members
"Dude did you see Jermy"
"Yeah bro hes as skinny as a stefan
He is really dumb, he doesn't know what "protein" means. His dolbajob level is over 3000, his favourite place is "Lemon gym", also he thinks he is strongest and biggest but in fact he just fat idiot. He eats protein bars and drinks "piena speks" and thinks he is strong ebatj. Keep your kids from him, he might fuck them as he almost fucked guncha. Tinder is his favourite app, and he sleeps on his biceps. #tommyhilfiger #babushkawallet #pienaspeks he almost got kid. Stupid olbaltumviela!
Daniels: Why you so fucking dumb?°
Stefans: I don't hear you because "piena speks" is blocking my ears.
Daniels : Blyat idiot ebaniy!
Someone who continuously steals canned drinks from the bagel store on the corner of the street in front of your school, Stefan's hobbies are playing team fortress 2, giving his teacher his juul, getting caught juuling in math class and skateboarding. Stefan enjoys taking 40 minutes in the bathroom during testing. Often protects his family in many ways one of those ways is buying juuls for them.
Dude did you hear about that kid who got suspended for juuling in math class, what a Stefan.
A boy that only likes his girlfriend for her looks and not her personality. He only cares about the size of your tits and ass. Stefan can also be very disrespectful sometimes but can also be nice ‘sometimes’ he is shit at basketball too. But Stefan has another said he is very hot and sexy and makes his gf have a fat lady boner and get her extremely horny but he can never Hangout because his mum doesn’t let him.
Stefan- babe your such a slut
Gf - thanks babe
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No... It's just that big ass giraffe looking cunt called Stefan.