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Neil DeGrasse Tyson is a astrophysicist who is famous for his lectures and most recently hosting Cosmos: A space time odyssey.
Tyson is known for his sometimes comedic approach to explaining science and for inspiring others to look to the field of science.
The host of Cosmos: A Space Time Odyssey is Neil DeGrasse Tyson
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When you see a very manly, built dude and expect him to have a super-deep burly man voice and he ends up sounding like a 10-year-old boy
That cop was like 6'5" 210 but when he asked me for my license and registration I had to try not to laugh cuz he sounded like he was 14. Posterchild for the Mike Tyson Effect
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A Mike Tyson Sandwich is a Sandwich that's loaded with breaded deep fried chunks of Ribeye Steak, lettuce, tomato, onions, bacon, melted swiss cheese, and dijon mustard all served on a toasted Sub Roll that is at least 12" long. It was reportedly invented at Sam's Tavern in Lansing, Michigan. It's supposedly called the "Mike Tyson" Sandwich, because due to it's Fried Steak, Bacon, and Cheese combo, it will knock your heart the fuck out, much like Mike Tyson would.
When I had a Mike Tyson Sandwich in Canada....I mean, Michigan, it was like this:
I had a four foot long "Mike Tyson" Sandwich at Sam's Tavern in Lansing, Michigan and about 10 minutes afterwards I had nuclear diarrhea in the toilet that stunk like a open sewer line
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Lead singer of The All-American Rejects hottest mother fucker you'll ever see in your life
Tyson Jay Ritter is the pure breed of sexyness.
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One who receives sexual intercourse in the reverse cowgirl position by a mixed race boxer with a speech impediment. *Mixed race meaning his dick is white and the rest of his body is black.*
"Omg, I had the worst sex last night... He had me do the reverse mike tyson on him"
"Jesus Christ, his dick was soo small... and he has a weird speech problem." "How did you know?" "Ugh, I had to Reverse Mike Tyson him..."
eating a girl out while puching her in the face
brian gave me a nasty tyson punch and munch after i gave him an anal probe
Those girls that shop a lot, like at Northern VA's shopping center Tysons Corner, and live in places that are very much suburbian. They often try to seem like they aren't from the city by wearing cowboy hats and/or cowboy boots, etc. In truth, however, they are usually too prissy to even touch a horse.
I saw a hundred Tysons Corner Cowgirls at the Rascal Flatts concert the other day. You should have seen them in their little boots and belts screaming "MY HAIR" when they were running to take shelter from the rain. It was even funnier when they ran out of space in the ladies' room.
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