Women's reasoning

When a women or person makes an accusation, explanation, or theory with no grounds. The accused cannot make any logical reasoning against statement simply because it is Women's reasoning. (see Anna for Details)

Women's reasoning
because i said so.
I need more shoes because i ran out of them for the month.

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You Women

A phrase that is to NEVER be used when referring to a group of women, especially a specific female.

A categorization that is used to define a female in a negative or discriminative manner. Use of this phrase may result in hurt feelings, saltiness, and possibly death.

"You women are always good at turning things around and making someone else feel bad, even when you're at fault."

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Women Spreading

Needing their purses and bags to take up a whole seat. They actually are taking up 2 and maybe more full seats when men are just taking 1.0001 seats.

Guy: Watch out for those women spreaders you might not get your seat
or
Feminists mind: Men should not be able to man spread so i shall start Women Spreading

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Real Women

Someone who was born with breasts and a vagina. And no penis.

... self explanatory ...

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women points

(not to be confused with man points):

N.B.: This concept may have come from John Gray's Men are From Mars, Women are From Venus.

'points' that men, especially married men, get for doing typically female tasks like cooking, cleaning the house, taking the kids to school, etc.

(the wife now kisses and hugs the husband).

husband: Lily, dinner is ready

Lily: lol, that's an improvement, dinner was actually ready before I came home from work. So lol, that qualifies you for 5 women points... for a total, of let's see (starts counting)...25 this week.

husband: yay, i have a total of 25 women points this week. Let's see if i can get more next week.

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Women's football

Men's football at walmart, overrating themselves. Also for the americans I meant soccer and not handegg

girl; Women's football deserves equal pay
boy: the world's best women's football team can't even beat 15 year old boys

Slippy Women

A prostitute

Hey, Michael and I went out last night and banged the fuck out of some slippy women, too bad about that wart, though.