Babies

Another word for awesome or crazy, in a good way.

"That Skrillex show was babies!"
"Your new jacket is absolutely babies!"

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Not my baby baby

A baby that is not yours, but that you repeatedly have to tell people is not your baby because your ex girlfriend got pregnant by another guy so shortly after you broke up that everyone assumes it’s your bastard spawn no matter how many times you tell them it’s not.

I’m about to go on Maury and take a paternity test just to prove my ex’s new baby is a not my baby baby.

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Baby

what happens if you don't use contraception

Liz: *giving birth* ARGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Will: sigh. shouldn't have thrown away that shiny condom
Liz: MOTHERFUCKING BABY!!!!!! ARRGHHHHHHHH

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baby

Its whats for dinner;the other white meat

I eat a baby!

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Babies

The tragic punishment that god has "blessed" us with after we have long hard sex.

We just made babies and now we are gonna get raped.

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Baby

An outrageously expensive blob of flesh that is completely helpless for eighteen straight years.

A baby is anything considered human and has not celebrated their eighteenth birthday yet.

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A baby

Everyone's worst nightmare

I had a terrible nightmare where a baby was crying.

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