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Someone who has extremely bad luck with tables, having them fall apart with even the slightest of touches.
Person 1: sets down mug
Table 1: collapses
Person 1: brushes up against Table 2 while attempting to clean up coffee mess
Table 2: fucking explodes
Person 2: “(Person 1’s name), Destroyer of Tables”
Is someone who travels up and down the east coast for business, and fucks everything that walks. “ east coast destroyer coming to a coast near you. Also known as ECD.
The east coast destroyer is coming to a town near you. The east coast destroyer is a man that fucks the shit out of any woman that walks because he is away on business and needing some action
That one fucking custom uno card where everyone but the person who placed it draws 10 FUCKING CARDS
Friend 1:draws card *giggle*
Friend 2: what?
Me: Oh shit
Me: OH FUCK
Friend 1: places destroyer of friendship
Everyone: FUCK YOU
when you exceed the limits of a douche canoe, you must move up a level to a douche destroyer.
Jesus Todd, you're being a real douche destroyer
When you analy insert a cheese Danish into a woman and then put your dick in
Fuck you I hit your mom with a Danish destroyer last night fuck your whole fuckin life bud
A person (usually male) who is hell bent on the destruction of everything including himself. He may not be aware of it but in the end a Destroyer will end up ruining everything they have (relationships,businesses, social ties) and often times even destroy themselves mentally and physically regardless of their intent as pure as it might be. A Destroyer can never settle down or know true peace since their self destructive tendencies will make sure to fuck it up somehow.
This guys fists are always swollen from punching walls , hes a Destroyer
This dude broke up with his girlfriend for 5 years over nothing , hes a Destroyer
A machine made to destroy glass through sheer force.
The bottle destroyer 9000 will easily destroy you bottles.