fig taco

Eating pussy. Fish Taco Also refers to a woman in tight pants Camel Toe

Look at that babe in the yoga pants, makes me hungry for a fig taco!

Chip fig

A shitty YouTube "star"

"Dave I'm stoned wanna watch some chip fig videos? "
"Dude , fuck no watching chip fig videos makes me want to swan dive off buildings"

fig twister

An imaginary thing

Gosh unicorns are such a fig twister

Pecoweco Fig fig fig

When little dry balls of poo shoot out you ass

1: I just Pecoweco Fig fig fig

Average Fig

A person that tries to be a special snow flake because they think thats cool

Thomas Is such an Average Fig

Who gives a flying fig

A euphemism for who gives a flying fuck.

Bob: Hey, I just beat Super mario kaizo 64!
Luddite: Who gives a flying fig about your game?!

Fig

a little nonce that needs to be clarted

that lanky bloke over there's an absolute fig