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Date hair

Hair that is commonly slicked with a greasy additive and parted in the middle with the hair curling at the end. Used to impress in a date situation or when one is attired with one's "Sunday best."

Ed has nice date hair this evening. Is he going out?

Damn, Joey. That date hair looks like Ricky Ricardo had sex with a wet rat.

by Trihornasaurus April 19, 2005

252๐Ÿ‘ 67๐Ÿ‘Ž


hair band

A musical ensemble, generally from the 1980s whose most noteworthy asset is their coiffure.

If they wore jeans, sang about girls and beer, and looked like they spent more on their perms than on their instruments...they were probably a hair band.

by balbulican July 14, 2004

63๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


short hairs

A euphemism for "pubic hairs," itself in this context a euphemistic metonymy for "balls". It is used mostly in expressions such as "to have someone by the short hairs," which is to say "to have someone in a very difficult or hopeless situation," equivalent to "to have someone by the balls."

It was a real Catch 22! They had me by the short hairs, and they knew it.

by bill August 25, 2005

987๐Ÿ‘ 293๐Ÿ‘Ž


baby hair

The shorter hair starting at the beginning of your headline. Some might have them and other may not. Don't get your baby hair mistaken with your full grown hair that people just looking slicking on their foreheads like damn fools.

Oh yes girl. You slicked those baby hairs down.

by YouDreamMocha July 24, 2017

55๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


ombre hair

Ombre hair refers to hair color fading from dark to light, or vice versa. Instead of the color starting from the roots, it gradually becomes lighter, or darker, towards the ends. The word "ombre" in French means shadow or shade. Think Sarah Jessica Parker in Sex and the City, Rachel Bilson, Whitney Port.

Friend 1: "Did you notice all the celebrities are letting their roots grow out?"
Friend 2: "Yes, that's called ombre hair!"

by 100sharkfins July 28, 2010

236๐Ÿ‘ 63๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mutant Hair

A phenomenon where one isolated bodily hair grows at a ridiculous rate, ending up sometimes inches longer than the others, usually in a random place like chest, shoulder or back. Common among males, they can be an irresistible magnet for unwanted female attention.

Girlfriend : "Oh my god, what is that?"
Guy : "It's my mutant hair. Don't touch it, it gives me superpowers."
Girlfriend : "I just want to pull it out, pleeeease"
Guy : "No! You will lose all future orgasms in bed, don't do it!"

*a few minutes later*

Girlfriend : *pluck*
Guy : "GAAAAAH!"

by YeahM8 November 25, 2009

26๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


grunge hair

hair that is usually long, messy and greasy, for guys it isn't layered and might be parted down the middle, grunge hair for girls varies but it might be long with choppy layers or if its short it might be a pixie cut

Kurt Cobain Chris Cornell grunge hair

by Liz the Turtle December 3, 2011

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