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A genuinely nice person who's also incredibly knowledgable and successful. "Absolute power corrupts absolutely", except when it comes to these rare few.
Did you hear what Keanu Reeves did with his earnings? He's an Absolute Icon.
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A woman who manipulates you so that she can have an excuse to moan and bitch
"she asked me where I had been after work and I said at the gym then she said I had not been at work because I was in my gym clothes and I said okay whatever then I got shouted at for giving her attitude" ...Absolute bitch
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When someone does something in a way that the world has deemed just completely wrong
"Billy puts milk before his cereal? Absolutely barbaric!"
"Thomas put the toilet paper faced down? Absolutely barbaric!"
"Memeful banned the hotdog-girl gif? Absolutely barbaric"
"Sarah used the 9gag comment section to get compliments to improve her self-esteem? Not absolutely barbaric. Absolutely going to happen."
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A person weighing 660 lbs or more. A unit is half absolute so it is 330 lbs at this point. You can call a unit a Half Absolute if you choose.
Holy fuck look at that guy, he's the size of a small car!
Yeah that man is an absolute unit.
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