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A woman who manipulates you so that she can have an excuse to moan and bitch
"she asked me where I had been after work and I said at the gym then she said I had not been at work because I was in my gym clothes and I said okay whatever then I got shouted at for giving her attitude" ...Absolute bitch
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The scientifically proven deepest point of anal penetration. The anal sex equivalent of absolute zero.
Did you check the matchups this week? My boys went absolute anal on Brian's squad.
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When someone does something in a way that the world has deemed just completely wrong
"Billy puts milk before his cereal? Absolutely barbaric!"
"Thomas put the toilet paper faced down? Absolutely barbaric!"
"Memeful banned the hotdog-girl gif? Absolutely barbaric"
"Sarah used the 9gag comment section to get compliments to improve her self-esteem? Not absolutely barbaric. Absolutely going to happen."
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A person weighing 660 lbs or more. A unit is half absolute so it is 330 lbs at this point. You can call a unit a Half Absolute if you choose.
Holy fuck look at that guy, he's the size of a small car!
Yeah that man is an absolute unit.
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