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Somebody that does in a car accident with braces on.
Somebody I know suffered from an accidental.
That's their response? "Ummm OOPS" 🤷 ♂️
Hym "How many accidental bombings have there been? Literally only that one? And the Israelis HAVEN'T been working with ANYONE to get aid into Gaza because IF THE HAD... Aid would be getting into Gaza. So that isn't true. It's not a 'warzone' because how many Israeli soliders have been killed? Is it 0? Does that mean all it would take to ensure that aid truck are safe is you the Israelis to not blow them up? Like... The aid truck is HERE... So just don't bomb there. Really. It's deranged. Your fans are literal retards if they believe that THAT was an accident."
When you slip into the wrong hole because it's to big
We were fucking doggy style and I was a little and hit her with the accidental duck.
When you wipe after using the bathroom and misjudge how strong the toilet paper is, usually after changing brands recently.
I hate when my roommate buys different toilet paper than I do, because if I don't pay attention to which brand is on the holder, I sometimes give myself an accidental doorbell.
A somewhat overused term to describe an item of food that is not advertised/labelled as vegan, but actually is.
May also be portrayed by non-vegans as someone who falls over and face-plants some grass. (See also "Vegan Lunch")
"I just ate some American cheese, turns out its accidentally vegan as it is neither cheese nor food"
"I just fell over in the garden and had a "vegan lunch" so now I am accidentally vegan"
When you try talking dirty, fail terribly, and end up composing a classic pop song.
I tried talking dirty to my girl last night. I was so bad that she left me, but my Accidental Bacharach has reached number one.
When the front of a person’s boxers open when they don’t want them to.
I’d sleep I just my boxers at her place but I’m worried about an accidental curtain.