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sock puppet account

A fake account run either part of a network of sock puppet accounts or just by itself run by one person

Jim was in his mom's basement making his 20 sock puppet accounts like his one post so he appears he has friends.

by jim81jim February 13, 2016


Saxon = joke account

A popular phrase used on Gamefaqs.com message boards whenever the well known joke account Saxon posts anything.

Saxon: "I predict that Randy Orton Ric Flair and Batista will turn on HHH tonight on Raw then the corpse of Katie Vick will return to lead Evolution!"

Next poster: "Saxon = joke account"

by Saxon = joke account November 28, 2003

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Certified Public Accountant

Certified Public Accountant- A professional accountant who has passed a series of extensive exams administered by the American Institute for CPAs (AICPA). The CPA is qualified to represent cases before the IRS. The CPA may also provide consulting services, tax or financial advice, audit and attestation services, and general accounting tasks.

Having fun with numbers and a love for turning the mess of other entities into a simple and accurate spreadsheet.

Myself and others licensed by their respective state Boards of Accountancy to use the CPA designation and hold themselves out to the public as "Accountants."

Oh crap, the investors, creditors, management, and qualifying governmental entities need financial information, better call a Certified Public Accountant.

by Matt, CPA August 30, 2006

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Madoff your account

Steal.

I am going to Madoff your account

by Ettebe December 19, 2008


Throw Away Account

In online gaming, a throw away account is an account made with no intentions of playing the game long-term on that specific account.

Often, people create throw away accounts for malicious purposes, such as spamming or cheating in-game.

The accounts often get banned for breaking rules. People use throw away accounts to prevent their mains from getting banned.

Throw away accounts are often used for people who use macros, or computer software to play the game for them and to gain an unfair advantage. This is almost always against the rules of the game and will result in banning. The hope is that the throw away accounts do not get banned, and acquired wealth can be transfered to another account.

Hey I'm going to cheat on this game; I've already made a throw away account.

Let's make some throw away accounts to bot high skills in!

by Imtherealtubaman18 March 12, 2011

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Parody Twitter Account

Roleplay accounts that are ran by depressed teenagers that shitpost and make image edits that pretend to be fictional characters while whining about how bad the drama is while starting drama.

Person 1: Hey I run a parody twitter account!
Person 2: Sucker Punches them into the sperm maker

by Goku81399492 November 22, 2020

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full-contact accounting

The activity that is taking place on the floor directly over your office or cubicle. It sounds suspiciously like orangutans wrestling aligators in a dumpster.

It is still less annoying than some putz failing to turn off the all-page while they shuffle papers and manipulate their stapler.

Office Drone #1: "What the hell is that? Sounds like a train derailing."
Office Drone #2: "Must be the new full-contact accounting system."

by Fieldgrunt January 23, 2007