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A sexy person that makes you cream in your pants. She is the sexiest mom in the world.
I fucked Alan's mom last night
Must have been creamy!
The former head of the Federal Anti-junk-e-mail Administration. We all sorely miss him.
Ever since the ultra-capable Alan Greenspam retired, everyone's e-mail inboxes have been flooded with unheard-of levels of junk mail, despite massive blocking and repeated spam-filter upgrades.
The most Hispanic guy you will ever meet despite being born in the United States. Extremely shy and terrible at video games despite being an avid fan of roblox since he was born.
Guy 1: Dude did you know alan sanchez still plays roblox!
Guy 2: Wtf we are in college
A pair of underpants that have felt the full force of a follow through
"don't you throw them bloody skiddy alans at me"
The biggest bot in the world sucks 🍆
And enjoys being a big bot🗿nnn
ALAN a bot is a bot and sucks at every game
When someone got so drunk on a Thursday night or throughout the week that they are completely trashed on Friday, and need to constantly consume water or carbs to absorb / dilute the blood alcohol level. A more deadly version of a normal hangover.
Me: “Dood, wtf is wrong with you?”
Alan: “i drank too much last night now I’m just throwing up like a btch.”
Me: “damn... just another case of Alan Fridays”