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Alex is my best friend and a great guy, he's always there when u need him. He can become crazy and a pain in the ass at times but u can never stay mad at him for too long. Is always getting into trouble and doesn't care at all. He's a plain badass.
An alex will always make your heart melt with every little thing he does. Good luck being self conscious, because an alex will always do his best to make you see the good inside you, even when you can't see it yourself.
Alex will always push you to bring out the best of yourself, and be there for you when you can't.
With their incredible selfless personality, absolute amaizng looks, and most inelegant brain, an Alex makes the perfect boyfriend. theres no reason not to have him around.
Them: "Hey, is that Alex"
Me: "yeah, hes the absolute best"
a sensitive ass bitch who cry’s for everything, about everything
When they asked my mom what she raised, she replied with “an alexs”.
A man who is not afraid to boast about anything he’s accomplished. Athletically gifted. He will be somewhat awkward to talk to in the beginning but you will start to get a liking of him. His humor Is bad but it won’t fail to make you laugh. Somewhat shy to ask girls out. He is a very hard working person when it comes to labor. Very intelligent with cars. Very loveable and is also somewhat desperate for a girlfriend. His greatest fear is loneliness and will do anything to keep loved ones and friends close, but if you disrespect him and continue to, don’t bother apologizing because you’ll be out of his life like THAT. If someone breaks up with him and they go off on him, he will forgive them and apologize for everything. He will take the blame. And after that, they will come back as friends. He also is shown to have a dark past and hides depression with his stone face. He rarely shows his sad side, but his anger is shown to be very sensitive. If he is mad he isn’t afraid to show it. He knows how to love and he will spoil any girl he takes interest in. But some girls don’t realize when they leave an Alex, they won’t be able to get back with him until they realize what they’ve done. He also isn’t into alcohol or drugs, which is why people don’t invite him to parties. Alex is someone you need to understand, but the only way to understand him is to become a very close friend. And if you want a relationship with him, make sure you realize how much he will do to keep you in his life
Hey, you know Alex?
Ummm...... you mean the absolute plug?
Yeah, if you fuck with him, make sure you got backup
Nah he’s a pansy
“What did you say?”
I said you’re a pa-
*gets the shit kicked out of them*
Alright alright
Alex is a sexy beast with a gigantic dick bigger than simons
Person: I got a Simon Cock
Me: well I got an Alex Cock
Person: Dammit