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A generic species of camel shaggers. Those that go by the subgroup of Keshmand and be identified by that characteristic sticky hands and an unhealthy obsession of strange animations which frequently feature obscene hand movements. Members of the Keshmand group come in 2 distinct builds (short and wide with permanent lenses or of average height, thin with temporary lenses) but share the same lack of life and time spent jerking over PCs, Macs, PSPs, DSa and other computer related jargon although the short and wide type will spend 90% more time uttering the foul rubbish known as bullshit.
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Me: Why is your hand sticky?
Ali: I was watching Naruto.
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Ali: (to some random guy) I know more Dragonball characters than you
Random Guy: I have a life
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Beg friend: Whats up?
Ali: I have downloaded all the Pokemon episodes ever created, it taken 38 gig of my hard drive.
Beg friend: Right, Whats up?
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Ali: (to nerd) I know more about photoshop than you.
Nerd: (silenced)
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He's an Indian bitch born in Kenya
Why are you such a bitch?
I'm an Ali
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That type of kid to offer you rice and hashish when youre simping for that one girl.
He would usually have a very good looking nose
dude why are you ali ing me a bowl of lettuce
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a beautiful borderline sex offender who is mine so don't try again or i'll murder you
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Ali is truly one of a kind. She loves with all her heart and her family is everything to her. She searches the world for love, only to find countless failed attempts. She loves sex and doesn’t agree with the stigma attached to it. She will love hard, but will explode if ignored or abandoned. She demands honesty, promotes loyalty, advocates for the underdog, and lives life by her own set of rules. She is fun, loud, intelligent, sexy, and a treat to know!! Ali is swell. The wrath of Ali should be feared, however. If you ever cross her, you will surely be sorry. She hits hard and fast and you won’t recover ever. So love her right, and never turn your back on her, and she will love you for infinity too. Ali is sweet and someone you should meet!!
Ali is so hot you could melt ice on her ass.
Ali makes an day sunny!
Hey, have you seen Ali today?
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