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An institute where Indians go to, to learn how to discard social relations (including but not limited to ones with friends and family) and lose their ambition. It's also closely associated with "Kota", a place in Rajasthan where one can lose their ambition much faster.
Person 1: Why do you not speak to your parents anymore?
Person 2: I don't know dude. I studied in the allen institute and that's all what matters.
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A man known scientist. That sucks at Math and loves memes
Hey are you Allen Sabar? Because you are ugly
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v. To pull an Allen
To arrive at a rendezvous point insanely earlier than previously agreed.
Let me know what time you are catching the train, I don't want you to pull an Allen on me
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The winner of american idol season 8 who sang no boundries by Angelo Batio.
An time of which the person that won hates the fact that they won.
Fan1: oh did u see the season 8 winner ?
fan2: yea kris allen totaly rocked that song.
boy: Whoah did you see Maria's employee of the month ceromony ?
girl: no what happened ? did she win ?
boy: yea but she totaly kris allened the whole thing, she kept saying she didn't know how she was even close.
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A retarded asshole that enjoys licking the sperm off of his brother's mangina. He likes to pet his girlfriends' vaginas and finger her in the middle of the hallways. He smiles like he is constipated and has a terd stuck in his asshole waiting for his mommy to come pull it out. He fucks red-haired firecrotches. A nasty douchebag with autism.
Person Number 1: "Who was that boy that was pooping in the hallway and making an obnoxious, constipated sound?
Person Number 2: "Oh that was an Allen Lee.
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The winner of American Idol who melts the hearts of millions and apparently,because of his looks and voice.
fan of kris allen:woah,kris allen is a hottie!
wife:duh,thats because he's straight!
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A singer who not only has made ska credible again, but has also made a new fashion style which combines cheap jewellery, feminine dresses, lots of make up and trainers. Her album, 'Alright, Still' is actually very good, combining rock steady, ska, pop and garage. I hope she goes far.
Lily Allen: A fashion icon, and I hope she becomes sucsessful. She deserves to.
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