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the phase you say when you don't know what to say next
Charlie: Who are you voting in the next election?
Me: I am Groot
Sam: Look at all this free food
Me: I am Groot!
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Also known as 'Sam I Ham', is a reference to the Dr. Seuss classic, Green Eggs and Ham. It is a character that encourages different characters to try green eggs and ham.
This book is also parodied as 'Green Eggs and Sam.' (721)
"Sam: I AM SAM. I AM SAM. SAM I AM.
Joey: THAT SAM-I-AM! THAT SAM-I-AM! I DO NOT LIKE THAT SAM-I-AM!
Sam: DO WOULD YOU LIKE GREEN EGGS AND HAM?
Joey: I DO NOT LIKE THEM,SAM-I-AM.
I DO NOT LIKE GREEN EGGS AND HAM.
Sam: WOULD YOU LIKE THEM HERE OR THERE?
Joey: I WOULD NOT LIKE THEM HERE OR THERE.
I WOULD NOT LIKE THEM ANYWHERE.
I DO NOT LIKE GREEN EGGS AND HAM.
I DO NOT LIKE THEM, SAM-I-AM."
- Green Eggs and Ham
By: Dr. Seuss
A way of saying "don't f*&%$ with me" if someone is trying to start shit with you in any way shape or form or I will retaliate.
Vonshay was tryin' to be up in my shit, and I'm like, bitch I am NOT the one.
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Something you say when you are the walrus.
The Walrus: I am the walrus
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A phrase used to win an argument. After said phrase is spoken, proceed to punch the opposing person in the stomach. The phrase was first coined in internet personality Linkara's review of the god-awful DC Elseworlds story "Superman: At Earth's End," when Superman (looking an awful lot like Santa Claus) shouts the phrase at chicken-headed android Ben Boxer, and then proceeds to punch Boxer's guts out.
(walks up to random person on the street) "I AM A MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!" (punches said person in the stomach, possibly rupturing his/her intestines)
And yes, even if you are a woman, it only works if you shout, "I AM A MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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