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A stupid, ignorant, prejudiced asshole whom no one will ever love.
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Often used to describe a homosexual. More specifically an Evans is attracted to younger children around the age of eleven (Hence the E in evans) of the same sex. This word can also be spelled as Gevans- for a Gangster Evan.
Did you know that "Garret" is an Evans? No Way!!!!
"That dude is an evans."
"Yo! that gang on 54th street is nothin but some Gevans".
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He's the sweetest and funniest guy you will ever meet. He's great at guitar and will be one of your greatest friends.
"Evan is amazing"
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Person: hey, Evan, you're stupid
Evan: no, im the $exie$t man alive!
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Admitting defeat to your opponent or opponent’s fans before the contest is even remotely close to being over in hopes that it’ll reverse jinx your team into winning
Guy 1: “Congrats on the win man!”
Guy 2: “Quit evaning me right now, it’s not even halftime yet and you’re only down by a touchdown”
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Someone who thoroughly loves almond joys
Ewww is he eating an almond joy?
-must be Evan
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