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ankle cancer

Ankle cancer is a horrible malady usually confined to the human ankle characterized by pain, soreness, inability to walk properly, and limited mobility.
Rarely ankle cancer can migrate to other joints; usually in cold weather.

Suffering in silence is not an option with ankle cancer as complaining about it
lessens the symptoms.
Sipping bourbon and/or Single Malt Scotch also lessens the pain of ankle cancer.

So far ankle cancer has proved to be incurable and increases with age of the patient.
Ankle cancer awareness is greatly enhanced by The WRONG Rev. Skippy Dammit's
annual fundraiser "The Limp For The Cure".

My ankle cancer was really acting up this morning until the bourbon kicked in.

by "rev" skippy dammit January 23, 2016


Weak Ankles

When someone has weak ankles, what they stand for is not strong. In #Hercules Meg has weak ankles... and rotten judgement.
In #MrDeeds the girl hates her ankles.
In both instances the girl is trying to betray the good guy/ hero for shady , personal reasons.

Also in NBA-- some players have ankle injuries often where as some don't. And if you compare playing styles-- it makes sense.

People with egos ( not firmly grounded mentally) often walk aloof and thus weaken their ankles

Man your boy got weak ankles on the court. Tell him to toughen up.

Homegirl has weak ankles bro, watch out... You might have to catch her (save her if she falls)

by Kingoflocusts September 12, 2018


Dimas ankles

When your ankles go to a 90 degree ankle

I didn’t fall, it was those damn Dimas Ankles.

by 931JA September 5, 2022


ankle charms

Alludes to the weight and pendulous distension in one's ball bag, resulting from sufficient neglect from one's lover and a failure to blow a load.

My ankle charms are killing me babe, can we excuse ourselves from Sunday dinner with your parents and do something about this?

by Niko the Turk April 15, 2018


Ankle Staring

Ankle Staring is a sign of being openly attracted to the same sex.

Did you see Jennifer she was totally ankle staring

by DrMenace May 5, 2022


Ankle-back

An extreme form of necking, also known known as an ankle-neck. Originated by Miley Cyrus, maybe. The act of kicking the back of someone's foot extremely hard to the point that the person is unable to walk.

Dude, I had to ankle-back this cat. He was being mad disrespectful.

by ProfessorLie January 31, 2016


Ankle locker

A girl who locks her ankles behind a guy's back right before he pulls out of her.

I didn't realize it before, but Emily is an ankle locker. Last night I was barely able to escape before getting her pregnant.

by Hatingthefruit June 19, 2017