The tiniest man alive, like I'm talking microscopic, like I'm talking you could step on him with your toe, he is a pretty cool guy though.
WARNING: If you meet Archie you may end up with neck pain from looking at him too much.
Person 1: Archie is so tiny that I just want to stomp on him, but I heard he likes that.
Archie is the best person ever to exist. Don’t know where I’d be without Archie.
Someone: what’s ur opinion on Archie?
Me: my absolute favourite person to ever exist <8
A rare type of find. A diamond.
Through all the pressure Archie shines like a diamond
he just goes around calling people whores and doesn’t even know he says it
archie said ‘dumb stupid whore’
A massive dick who chooses you to answer the next question in English because he has no Friends.
Stop doing an Archie!