so fucking sexy. he is a man who is on earth just to fertilise the females. he cured Ebola, cancer and aids when we he was just 2 days old. He has 3 children Martin Luther king, Stephen Hawking and Isaac Newton.
Archie is just a legend. And definitely does not call people nonces whenever he looks at them!
Random guy: “ooo look there goes Archie”
Archie: *godly glance*
Random guy: “woah so legend”
Archie is just a legend. And definitely does not call people nonces whenever he looks at them!
Random guy: “ooo look there goes Archie”
Archie: *godly glance*
Random guy: “woah so legend”
Archie is the type off guy to ejaculate on the back off the bus to make the day fun. He tends to get with girls with the same name starter as him A. He is very nice when he wants to be and can be very moody when horny
Archie, why did you ejaculate on me
He’s the biggest eshay of all time. His penis is bigger than your step dad. Ask any laddies and they will say “Archie is so cute”. He also is very skilled at every sport.
Girl 1: Sheeeeesh look how eshay that cute boy is.
Girl 2: I heard his name was Archie
The archie is ur typical stay-at-home fatso. he does not do anything and watch minecraft all day. this chungus is lethargic as hell. touch this burger and u pretty much get absorbed into his rolls of fat.
"ayo danny you doing anything this weekend?"
"nah man, imma pull an archie"