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Virtual Arkansas
When you take the bladder out of a box of wine, throw it over your shoulder, and drink all night from the spout.
That dude with the Arkansas Bagpipe was trashed!
Blonde White mom who has 3 kids 2 sons ages 8 and 11 and one daughter age 15. Only plays Christian Music and Homeschools children with their only form of education being the bible.
My mom is such an arkansas mom, She caught me listening to fetty wap and made me reread the entire bible.
When your cousin eats a whole bag of Cheetos and then gives you a dry handjob.
My cousin Sheila just ate a whole bag a Cheetos then gave me the worst Arkansas Orange Roughy I’ve ever had!!
1. When someone farts in your face when you bend down to pickup something from the floor.
2. When showering with someone else who farts when you bend down to pickup the soap.
3. When your significant other notices the backside of your underwear are discolored.
I don’t know if I want to shower with you again after the Arkansas spray tan you gave me the last time.
I thought our relationship was going great until you decided it would be funny to give me an Arkansas spray tan.
See, this is why I won’t do your laundry… it’s just gross when you give your skivvies an Arkansas Spray Tan.
The person in the middle position of a three person threesome. To achieve the status of Lucky Pierre they must be both penetrated by the person behind them and penetrating the person in front of them simultaneously.
This is an exclusively homosexual act performed by three members of "team gay". A gay couple invite a third person ino the mix. One mans penis is larger than the other and gets all the attention, the small guy leaves.
New guy Draymon caught they eye of Treyvon, so invited him into the shower for a 3-way with Deyvon. Dey was lacking, Dray was packing and Trey wanted that meat-packing. Dey saw the writing on the wall, and left back-packing. It's your classic Arkansas Transfer Portal situation!
It's late, you and your first cousin are about to spice things up. So y'all decide to smoke a little meth after some taco bell. Your bubble guts spawns the mood to ass blast in your cousin Bobbie Jo's muff, creating the soup effect. Grab a plastic spork and Bon Appétit.
Boy am I hungry? I could go for some Arkansas Soup Kitchen. That's dinner and dessert.