i cake you

a term of indearment or affections.
a spin of "i love you like a fat kid loves cake"

Tyler..... I Cake You. You're awesome

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I heart you

A statement that can be used in lieu of dropping the l-bomb which can often lead to the disastrous decimation of at least one if not two people.

oh yah, ascii your <3 away...

"I heart you"

"I <3 u"

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i love you

The three words that make a girl feel really really special (only if they are said right) i luv u and i lv you doesnt work it has to be I LOVE YOU. And then, maybe, if she loves you too, she may take her clothes off *sigh* guys these days?

I love you more than anything in the world, your my everything and i adore you.

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i love you

Its a computer virus.

Err...passionate saying. that too

EMAIL: I love you
OPEN *clik*
000011111111100101001010111111111110000010100000000000100000000000000001111111110000000000001*your computer is f**ked*0010111000100101010100101

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I love you, I guess

She is just agreeing with you and doesn't really like you. You need to give her some space and be more there for her than usual. She might be angry and just might wanna be alone. Leave her alone and come back when it is time and feels right. You'll know it when you see it.

Him, "Love you babe ♥♥"
Her, "I love you, I guess"
Him, "What's wrong?"
Her, "It's uh nothing well I have feelings for someone else. I don't want you no more."

I Fuck You

A beautifully orchestrated, nicely formed, and amazingly crafted rewritten, unique version of the song "I Love You" By

Barney, the Purple Dinosaur. It was written in the late 40's by two brilliant youngsters looking to have some fun. These two have also worked on "Fuck Me Up" By Avicii, and "What I've Fucked" By Linkin Park.

I fuck you, you fuck me
We're a happy family
With a great big dick
And some cum from me to you
Won't you say you'll fuck me too?
I fuck you, you fuck me
We're best friends like friends should be
With a great big hump
And some cum from me to you
Won't you say you'll fuck me too?

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i told you

the most over used phrase by sweet girlfriends

i told you it was a mc chubble not mc chubbin

i told you im always right

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