when you least expect it, your infant child makes
an
extremely smelly diaper for you and your surrounding world to enjoy!
"what's that smell" oh no, (every one flees the room quickly) patrick made an atomic stinky!
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Violent, anal double-fisting characterized by the use of intertwined fingers.
"She said the shocker wasn't enough, so I gave the bitch the Atomic Dog!"
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a wedgie that goes over ur forehead and becomes almost impossible to get off unless u have a friend or ur underwear rip. so F---in painful.
ok, so this happened to me wen i was 8, so if anything seems young, thats why. i was with my friend sleeping over my house playing video games wen the bell rang, and we figured it was the pizza we ordered, so we get up and walk out the door when my 12 year old brother, who goes to our school, grabbed us and dragged us into the bathroom. in ther he stripped us down 2 our undies(spongebob 4 my friend and power rangers on me. he laughed at us, then gave us both swirlies and then gave us both double wedgies til he destroyed our undies at hed hight. he then forced us into my 6 year old bed wetting sisters training panties that are basically underwear, and dragged us outside wer he hung us from two seperate trees and glued bags of hot water to our hands and left. about 6 hours later he found us soaking wet and asleep. he took a ton of pictures, and posted them all over the school. then he took us down and pulled our undies thru our fenece and tied a tennis ball to keep us ther. about 4 hrs later we woke up with my mega-hot neighbor(and now girlfriend) standing over us. we were utterly humiliated, and i didnt talk to my brother til i gave him an atomic wedgie him in front of his girl. ;)
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The same as a clevland steamer, but with baby powder on your partner's chest. When the log drops it makes the powder rise like a mushroom cloud. It also reduces and foul smell.
I dropped an atomic bomb.
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when two guys jack off facing each other and blow at the same time, the jizz collides and splits the atom!! if you miss then its all downhill from there
nicko and damo were splitting the atom last night after a wonderful docking session and moonlight dinner
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A degrading prank performed by socially inept, infantile idiots who think it will make them seem more "manly" and who have no other skills to what they perceive as "impressing" people.
These fuckheads often lack foresight in realizing that their victims will never forget their actions and will one day get the revenge they deserve.
Dude, remember when Jimmy gave John an atomic wedgie back in high school, last I heard was Jimmy is in prison and John is doing well with a nice house and a smoking hot wife.
(other dude) Yeah, Jimmy was always such a dick! He though those pranks would make the girls like him. Stupid fuckin cock-smoker, all it did was make him look like an idiot. Damn, I hate idiots like him!
Yeah Man, karma's a bitch ain't it?
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This act involves 3 people. One person must be male, the other 2 don't matter. While someone is sitting down, a male will walk behind them and teabag them. When the teabagged person turns around to see what just happened, another person steps in front and pulls down their pants and bends over in their facial area. When the victim turns around, they receive a face full of bum.
Last night sam and pat pulled an atomic teabag on cynthia. She cried for an hour.
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