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When referring to Australian slang, don't be boring. Use Aussie 1,2, and 3 instead of a person.
Aussie 1: AUSTRALIA!
Aussie 2: shut up wanker
Aussie 3: Bloody oath Aussie 2!
Aussie 1: we are so cool for using Aussie 1,2,3
when you tug on a mans penis and the pubes flare out
I touched my brother and up went the Aussie Peacock
Always in denial and first person to accuse another race or background of whinging. Will go off topic as soon as they or the team they support lose.
Aussies have some admirable qualities such as not giving up easily however the whinging Aussie can never give credit to opposition when due.
Same old whinging Aussies blaming the ball or the weather or the prime minister when being outplayed in the ashes
A terrible type of gin that’s marketed as being from a boutique Aussie distillery when in reality it is just some left wing vegan marketing ploy, similar to how Aussies love a craft beer that tastes like a bowl of muesli that a cats pissed on.
Pat Cummins would rather have a whingin Aussie than a beer with his mates.
The act of kicking someone as hard as you can in the nuts and then hopping off like a kangaroo
Fuck did you see ol cunt face at the pu. The other day pinched the waitress on the asss? The bitch “ Aussie kangaroo kicked him “ leaving him there stunned for two different reasons one was him wondering why did she do it and the second wtf is with her bouncing / hopping away from me after wards
Hym "I'm an award winning writer and I created A.I. My students are literally the next generation of anime. I have accomplished MORE THAN YOU EVER COULD HAVE ACCOMPLISHED and I did it with greater ease than anyone else could have. I'm the Ulta-Man! Ultimate man! I started a workers rights movement... I've done a lot... You are weird incestuous aussie freak. You should have turned the other cheek. You should have looked at this... Said 'Hey, yeah, weaponized schizophrenia is pretty fucked up! Maybe isn't of doing that and getting somebody's kids murdered, I'll do what this guy wants and then not have anyone's kids get murdered. I don't actually care what he said about me and my fat-cock loving virgin slut-wife and I'm nothing. I have no authority to hold anyone accountable for anything and my accomplishments pale in comparison to a man who is clearly my better regardless of his attributes. I'm going to do what he wants now.' And that would have been the correct response. Instead, this. Creator of A.I., Award winning writer, revolutionary labor rights activist... Hero of humanity. I literally saved humanity. In the future, superfluous labor will be a memory. Greatest and final champion of humanity. Better than everyone."
Commonly known as sniper from team fortress 2 is also known for being an sniper from Australia.
*heavy weapons guy shoots people*
*Aussie sniper* I SEE YA
*Heavy weapons guy gets shot in the head*