Terrible internet where every time you sign in It almost immediately logs you out forcing you to log back in every 10-20 seconds.
I hate my local library due to its autistic wi-fi. every time I look down at my phone I'm disconnected from the internet.
He always watches dog videos on his school chromebook.
Guy: Omg that guy is watching dog videos
Girl: OMGGG he is an autistic zayd
when your so bad at something you say your as bad as an autistic crackbaby
johnny sins: "man i cook like and autistic crackbaby"
mia: "yeah we know"
The discounts and rewards you get to take advantage of because you need to read the menu ahead and see pictures to make your decision and you hate speaking to people more than necessary so you exclusively order food through mobile apps.
How do you always have rewards and gift cards for every restaurant we go to? "I get the autistic discount."
Jhett pullbrook
You’re being such a Jhett pullbrook right now because you’re a gay Autistic bitch
It’s in the name but they will pick a Bloody Mary to spill on you
Person1:that person is weird
Person2:don’t worry that’s just a Scottish Autistic
Person1:cool bro
When Abed on Community breaks the fourth wall
Abed was seen breaking the autistic Wall when he said he was going to lay low for an episode